span class="entryword">inflatable titanium - (n.) An astonishingly light, strong, versatile, and (alas!) fictional material, from which are made (1) any remarkably constructed buildings, (2) seemingly gravity-defying structures, (3) improbably still-standing things (following indiscriminate massacres, blanket or nuclear bombings, or stupefying natural disasters), (4) surprisingly resilient balloons or other inflatable toys, (5) wished-for (preferably indestructible) replacement parts, or anything else desired but unobtainable. [An analogy from a Star Trek movie's plot device called "transparent aluminum" (which is weird, since that what rubies and sapphires are made of)].
Примеры использования:
"Hey! How come that awful hailstorm didn't break any of your windows?!" "Because my windows are solid inflatable titanium." | "What are black boxes made of that they always survive airplane crashes?" "Inflatable titanium." | "Whoa. Don't eat the muffins." "Why not?" "They're inflatable titanium ... I think I cracked a molar." | "the Sphinx is actually being eroded by the wind! How can we save this ancient sculpture?!" "Replace it with a Sphinx made of inflatable titanium!" "Why don't we just build a climate-controlled building over it?" "An excellent backup plan! We can make it out of infla--" "Will you shut up?!"
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