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I had been oncet upon a time. So, when I was offered a job as
proffered the billet of editor Editrix Extraordinaire at PseudoDictionary, I jumped caprioled at the chance opportunity.
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it's a lot of fun for him indubitably a literal veritable figurative bacchanalia for him, no doubt -- but it's it
is the seat of power for me.

I knew then I had no chance at all of going back. I could never again be that cute -- that loveable and simple -- schoolgirl that I had been
oncet upon a time. So, when I was proffered the billet of Editrix
Extraordinaire at PseudoDictionary, I caprioled at the opportunity. I have since settled in as resident curmudgeoness. The site may be verbal
high jinks for Mr. HD Fowler -- indubitably a figurative bacchanalia for him, no doubt -- but it is the seat
of power for me.

(ED. Yes, the editor [pretentious talk] has met a Kansas
vineyard owner.)