A serendipitous salve used by mavens of mirth to transform sows' ears into silk purses.
Примеры использования:
Bambino Spumante, a veritable vixen of vacuous verbiage and part-time pastry, cookie, and pie chef at the Fat Cat Cafe, had but one thing on her mind -- on second thought perhaps it was more like three -- which can be difficult to juggle if one's working in a hot kitchen where creations are apt to come apart, wilt, or even melt (definitely not something that should happen during any politically-correct happy holiday season), which is why she decided that she needed three goofball gizmos or goofing-off gifts for herself such as a "Big Chill Pastry Board" (to cool down the workplace of course), a fragrant jar of "OINKMENT"(guaranteed to deliver better results than a pig in a poke), and several superb bling-bling bottles of "Any Old Tequila Will Do," "Berry Merry Beer," and "Sourpuss Shiraz" (to dress up her kitschy den and homey watering hole designed to quench the thirst of glockenspiel go-getters, alpenhorn types, and flutophone enthusiasts who can't hold a note worth tooting about but tell super-sanitized jokes for the cocktail crowd who usually drop by for the piddling entertainment provided by a few potty professors of poetry, a crafty barstool origamist making boozy conversation pieces while others groove to the tunes of "Two Twittering Tenors," "Chicken Soup & The Dumplings," not to mention two internationally-popular DJs such as "Libation Nation" from Nannycatch Meadows in Northern England, and "Hot Sock" all the way from the famed "Sooke Potholes" on the outskirsts of a quaint capital city full of gregarious gnomes and gleaming gardens, better known as Victoria, British Columbia in a cold country affectionately called C-A-N-A-D-A!).
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