stupididdy

So my buddy and I almost fell asleep in French Revolution lecture today. The already annoying Dr. Tackett invited a PhD student friend
of his to give a guest lecture on material we've already covered. Efficient! But I digress. This kid was wearing busted out jeans,
sneakers, a black shirt with a stylized graffitti halftone image of Louis XIV depicted in white with a star on his cheek. His hair was
long, curly and greasy; whether or not he possessed ears was unknown.

He mumbled through an hour and a half attempting to make some kind of argument (he says this is the subject of his dissertation)
that the French revolution invented new methods of non-violent protest, and he said that the Bastille was an 18th century literal
equivalent of USNB Guantanamo Bay, aka Camp X-Ray.