The fabled, evil Spyware gnome in the contemporary tale of the same name.
Примеры использования:
A little while ago, there was this guy who had a minor job in a big investment firm. This guy, y'know, had a daughter who was kinda mousey, but was a sweet kid.
The firm had a policy to make its employees feel that they were all "appreciated," so they made a big deal out of invitin' all of em to a Xmas party every year.
One Xmas, this guy we're talkin' about got snookered on booze and happened to be standin' next to the head honcho, King Boss. "I got a daughter who ain't much to look at but she has all the inside dope on what's happenin' in business." "Oh?," said Boss, "send her in to my office tomorrow."
Well, to make a long story short, when she came in to see King Boss, he locked her in his penthouse suite and said she had to come up business news that would make him wealthier by the morning or he'd fire her father. That night she sat crying when a fat, ugly old gnome came in and was willin' to give her that info if she'd give him something valuable. So she gave him her pearl necklace that she got for graduation and he told that the Real Estate bubble was about to break. The next morning, she told King Boss and he sold his summer palace in Florida for a fortune just in time.
The second night she gave up her 14k toe ring and King Boss sold stocks of big brokerage houses short before the mortgage derivatives scandal broke.
The third night she had nuttin' left so she promised the gnome her first born child or sumthin' queer like that and King Boss got all his money out of the stock market and into T-Bills before the banks started failin.
King Boss thought he should marry her before someone like Donald Trump got his hands on her, so he did and they soon had a new baby.
Sure, enough, the evil gnome showed up and told her he'd take the kid if she didn't guess his name.
Well, the jerk didn't know that she had a poisonal aquaintance with Mr. McAfee. She turned on her computer and Googled, and found out that the gnome's name was Rumple Stealth Scan. And everythin' turned our swell. You might think this was just a fairy tale, but you'd be wrong!
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